Im in ur box eatin ur biscuits.
I’ll let you in on what Monday is for Tankhead.
Tomato Biscuit Sticks and banging girlfriends.
Do not let him over. Do not let him “snack”.
I made this mistake, he hollowed out my fridge, and
then hollowed out my girlfriend. And then when he finished he…wait hes still
fucking her. And as I cried in front of them I asked “why are you doing this?”
Tankhead Replied “Why the fuck are you home on a monday faggot? Get a job!”
That simple line turned my life around, and I’m earning a degree for a career of my choice, thanks Tankhead! —Anonymous
This is the type of stuff I get in my inbox, though I don’t remember ever telling anyone to get a job, I always say “cuz she’s Frito Lay”, cuz it gets them real fuckin pissed off, then i get to shatter some asshole FUCK YEAH FUCKIN MONDAY!!!!!!!1111
Shut the fuck up look at this then shut the fuck up.
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now back to my quaalude induced jack sesh.
Lookin at my bulge?