
A MOTHER FUCKING DUDE WITH A TANK WHEREST HIS HEAD DOTH BE
Here’s a snippet of a project that I will be appearing in. And when I say snippet, I don’t mean myself in low rise jeans, showing of some of my man neck. Fags.
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http://www.cafepress.com/tankhead
I feel at peace in the ring of combat. My loins burn for the stench of smotted opponents and the tastes of air thick with battle boners, growing heavy inside war spankies.
Im in ur box eatin ur biscuits.

I’ll let you in on what Monday is for Tankhead.
Tomato Biscuit Sticks and banging girlfriends.
Do not let him over. Do not let him “snack”.
I made this mistake, he hollowed out my fridge, and
then hollowed out my girlfriend. And then when he finished he…wait hes still
fucking her. And as I cried in front of them I asked “why are you doing this?”
Tankhead Replied “Why the fuck are you home on a monday faggot? Get a job!”
That simple line turned my life around, and I’m earning a degree for a career of my choice, thanks Tankhead! —Anonymous
This is the type of stuff I get in my inbox, though I don’t remember ever telling anyone to get a job, I always say “cuz she’s Frito Lay”, cuz it gets them real fuckin pissed off, then i get to shatter some asshole FUCK YEAH FUCKIN MONDAY!!!!!!!1111
Shut the fuck up look at this then shut the fuck up.
I made an appearence at San Diego Comic Con 09, Check out the swag!, I dont quote The Office, The Office quotes me. Scroll down, love it, and buy from here http://www.cafepress.com/tankhead
now back to my quaalude induced jack sesh.



Lookin at my bulge?


